A fast forwarding movie of my dreams being ruined played in my mind—education, job, prosperity, and a family I had thought we’d have together, a happily thereafter kind of a…
Kenya’s Genre/Pop Literature Writer
The truth—and the secret—was that I was a staid erratum and a product of paedophilia extended beyond consanguinity bounds over a protracted period. No wonder Mom hated me so much—I…
In my days as the reigning Miss You, I met, and slept with, men of all sizes, shapes and ages, the old ones coming first, then the young ones later…
He got to the toilets in time to see his brother. The latter was in class seven, handing over money to Waweru, the oldest pupil in Olympics Primary School, Nairobi,…
MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER, SHARON, is mad about Jack dumping me for an obese, post-menopausal version of his granny. Jeez, isn’t it disgusting for a twenty-something hunk, presumably with brains…
WHEN MY FIANCÉE OF THREE days, after seven years of dating, called and told me that she wanted us to talk, it did not occur to me that it was…
In their three-month come-we-stay trial marriage, Brenda had performed every function—and did it so cheerfully and with obvious pleasure—from the most menial tasks to hard labour (with no strokes of…
RINGS COME JUST AS EASILY as they go, I thought as I inventoried the list of things my wedding planner gave Chrissy and me earlier in the day. My track…
THE EPITAPH ON THE GRAVE she buried me goes like this: Here lies the control freak, self-absorbed SOB, egoistical commitment-phobe, snob, sloth sleazebag and a worthless excuse of masculinity.
“HOW MUCH DOES A JUDGE cost?” my father asked me.
“That depends,” I said.
“Well, that’s all justice is about in this republic.”
HAVE HAD MANY WOMEN in my life.
But no one is like Salome—no human woman can match Salome. Angel embodied.
“When I look at humanity today, I feel sorry for being alive. We live the gospels of damnation to the dire neglect of the true gospels of salvation.” Pastor Winfred…